What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 00:45

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?
-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?